Aliyah 107: Israeli Boots Song (Blundstone)

Beginning and End
Cultural Adjustment Fun
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Now for something completely different: The Blundstone Ode


I bought some leather sandals from the store,
I’m fully ready now to move a-broad,
I then made aliyah in twenty-four,
By all the newest choices: overawed.


In sixty-nine the Chel-sea boot was born,
First Australia, and second Isra’el,
In fact’ry, farm, and office they are worn,
By teens and travelers who love them well.


Are these from old Tasmania’s far shore?
What does each person wear upon their feet?
With sides of stretch and leather made to endure,
From work and shul to walking on the street.


Not worth the pain, for hundred fifty paid,
Chinese knockoff for sixteen flat? I’m sold,
My heel will sting, the bottom hurt is made,
While toes are scrunched within the phantom mold.


From It’ly, Jews with best Bor-sa-li-nos,
Break these shoes in now with plenty water,
Why should they hurt us like Al Pa-ci-no’s?
Who wears them now? Why, even my own daughter.


Say Sam I am, they fit like eggs and lamb,
Break in the hide, you simply wear the cow,
The on and off is easy, that’s it Sam,
Israeli ease and classic comfort now.


Became Israeli now, I dare at-test you,
Come home and wear them through your own house door,
At Max-stock store I found a sudden rescue,
I went right back and bought myself three more.


Beginning and End
Cultural Adjustment Fun
Cultural Adjustment Difficulties

On The Roads
Shopping
Special Locations
Government and Bureaucracy
Politics and Thought
Travel: Indoors / Museums
Travel: Outdoors (Except Hikes)
Travel: Hikes
Travel: From Israel to …

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